June 2024
June Highs 🌹
Converting Friends Wrapped to an in person hang and being able to ask all the follow up questions on the spot!
Making my dramatic return to the rugby field because our team is doing great this season! The tree trunk thighs are just a bonus!
Having so much fun climbing walls and poles as a part of my fitness routine for June.
There is a foster dog on the run in my neighborhood and the saga has been so entertaining to me.
Ronald teaching me how to rebuke that which does not serve me.
June Lows 💣
Why are those aluminum sushi takeout containers so dangerous? As in I cut my finger opening them every single time.
Driving back from Pensacola on the traffic day FROM HELL.
When your friend that likes to be in the streets and is always down for clowning MOVES AWAY! 😭
Hurricane season ramping up. May the damp/wind Gods look upon us favorably.
Politics, the debate, Jeff Landry, free guns, public education being dismantled, global warming, decrepit old white men still controlling my life at 90, Clarence Thomas, etc.
Things I Ate 🍔
Venetian Creme Latte, Hot Sausage biscuit, and Blackberry Danish from Coffee Science
Calamari and Fish Feta Sundried Tomato Pasta from Global Grill
Cacio e Pepe but make it bagel
First Hansen’s of the season: Watermelon Ginger Cayenne (and second Hansen’s the next day: Pineapple + Cream of Coconut)
Things that Entertained 📺
Atlas (did not entertain)
Footloose (1980s version)
The Fifth Element, my favorite movie.
Six Schizophrenic Brothers reinforcing that the Catholic church needs to go
Bridgerton Season 3 was a flop and it’s entirely Jess Brownell’s fatphobic fault.
Things I Read 📖
The Wager by David Grann. Men are not and never have been okay and I will die on that hill.
Mariana Zapata continues to dominate my romance charts with All Rhodes Lead Here. 6’5”, Uniform, Outdoorsy, Great Dad.
Finally wrapped ACOTAR with A Court of Silver Flames and by far the best (aka horniest) in the series.
Punished for Dreaming reinforced my hatred of this government and Ronald Reagan.
Expense Report 🛍️
Impulse flights to Bar Harbor (with miles though!) and still working on the Hozier tickets…
YES, I NEEDED this special edition Saltburn Vinyl preorder from the UK
New prescription glasses for the first time in years (with clip on sunglasses!). But also what happened to the websites where you could get 2 pairs of glasses and prescription lenses for $40?!
Finally got my Metcons (thank you Nike for the sale-on-sale promo code) although they are slightly too big, but we are going to make it work.
Broadcasting that I am #Unwell all summer.
For 1,000 years I have searched for a Cast Iron Griddle and also a clothing steamer. And now I have both.
A cute little work tote to complete my adult cosplay
Things I Want to Buy 📋
I’m not a sneaker head but this eco-forward stitched Gazelle is SCREAMING at me
Will a DIY lift lash kit give me the long lashes I dream of?
If your city doesn’t have pothole ecosystems, is it even a real city?
Trying to up my eyeshadow game without buying a full brush set
Paris Skincare Haul and that beautiful Marvis toothpaste packaging
I have always wanted an at home cold plunge…
A full medical work up to quiet my medical anxiety…IN TURKEY
Things I Listened To 🎵
The pop girls are UP this summer! & Sabrina Carpenter lives in my head rent free.
Favorite OOTD 👕
A prank on a co-worker turned into a weeklong OOTD production, peaking with our themed “80s Prep/Country Club” day. (Other themes being: Summer Sundress, Animal Print, and Prom)
Travel Report ✈️
A cute little day in Pensacola, constantly looking over my shoulder for sharks. But Dyson had the time of his life as always.